So the New Year has arrived. Things are pretty much the same as they were last year. There are still wars going on. People still complain about politicians. Everyone bemoans not having enough money. And no one is getting enough sex! Well we aim to put that right this year. We’re here to help you get more sex. Not just any sex mind you. We’re here to get you great sex! That’s the whole point of our site. To help you all meet like minded horny partners who need a good fuck. We think everyone deserves a good fuck in 2015 so we’re going to share some tips for you to get it.
How to get laid properly in 2015
1. Take a Sex Class
No we’re not joking. The best way to increase your chances of getting laid and having mind blowing sex is to improve your skills. Try going to a rope tying class. Take a potential fuck buddy and see how much hotter the two of you get.
2. Buy new underwear for YOUR enjoyment
Instead of trying to impress a partner with your sexy new lingerie, how about you buy it for your comfort and pleasure? You’ll feel sexier because you’ve bought it for yourself.
3. Stay in Bed and shag
Instead of leaping out of bed early in the morning, why not lie in a little. You can cosy up to your partner and have some exciting early morning sex! It works every single time.
4. Try Yoga
They say flexibility is the key to improving your sex life. Having tried it I would agree. Your body becomes more flexible and you’re able to adopt positions in the bedroom that you wouldn’t have tried a year ago!
5. Be Sensible and Get Checked
Not as sensual a suggestion as the others, but ensuring that you have no nasty infections of diseases that could be transmitted through sex is a good way to ensure you have great sex in 2015.
6. Play around
Basically adopt a different personality when you’re about to have sex. Maybe you would be a naughty schoolgirl who’s been caught by her equally naughty teacher. She must be punished!
7. Try being celibate for a bit
If you’re one of those people who can’t keep their hands off their sex partner then try going without for a week. When you do eventually have sex you’ll find it much more mind blowing then before. Basically because you’re gagging for it and have an urgency that wasn’t there.
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