love and sex

They say that Latin is the language of love. It certainly is one of the oldest languages around, so old in fact that no one uses it as a spoken dialect any more. It forms the core foundation of many of the modern western spoken languages, and you can usually trace the roots of most English words back to Latin. But is it really the language of love? Is Latin going to help get you laid, or get you a blow job, or facilitate having sex with people?

The phrase is correct, Latin is the language of love... but that resides in that it is foreign. That no one speaks it day...