chat up lines

In keeping with our recent glut on what to write in a first message, we’ve decided to share and comment on some of the worst chat up lines we’ve had the misfortune to read. Sadly I wish I could say these were false. Sadly they’re not. Read on dear user, but beware these types of chat up lines in your conversations. The chances of you getting laid using them will be zero to none.

1. Opener: “Spit or swallow?”
Response: “Douchebagosauraus or Fucktard?”

This one made me laugh. But considering the guy had just been pretty lame with his opening...