Party season is approaching with the onset of Halloween, and with that in mind it’s time to make your partner scream...with desire! Instead of trick or treating outside with all the kids, don’t you think it’s about time you released your inner demons in the bedroom? The Kama Sutra might be fine for any other day but Halloween comes but once a year…
Top Halloween Sex Positions for October 31st…
Fact is that Halloween is a perfect excuse to be generating some shrieks and moans from the bedroom. With that in mind we’ve come up with a couple of sex positions that will have you both screaming with pleasure.
1. Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight
This one was actually sent into us by a very enthusiastic member who claims ‘she tried it and had never had sex quite as mind blowing!’ We took that to be a good thing so we included it within this list.
What you need to do:
Both of you need to be open to having a sense of humour with this as it involves you both dancing to begin with and during sex. Make sure the curtains are open and that preferably that you can see the moon outside (weather and time of the month dependent). To start you need some appropriately scary/gothic music to get you going. Once selected press play and turn off the lights in the room. Both stand at opposite ends of the room fully dressed and begin dancing slowly to the music. As you dance begin removing your clothes as you dance closer and closer. Eventually once you can feel the breath of your partner on your body, remove whatever remaining clothes they have and continue to dance. Start massaging each other’s bodies as you dance – you can be as gentle or as rough as you like here depending on the music and your mood. Now here’s the slightly hard(er) part; whilst dancing together start to have sex. As the guy once you’ve penetrated the woman, don’t stop dancing. Pick her up and continue to dance whilst you fuck. This requires a bit of energy and stamina, but should be okay if you’ve got into the swing of things – better then okay in fact! Feel free to top off the sex by falling onto the bed or the floor and fucking with the music until you’ve both come.
2. Rob Her Grave
This requires a bit of trust with your fuck buddy so don’t try it if you’ve only just started having sex for the first time.
What you need to do:
Wait until your fuck buddy has fallen asleep then carefully go to their dirty laundry pile/basket and begin littering the bed/sofa with their dirty dank clothes until their body is completely covered. The idea is that you’re mimicking the rank odour of a grave. Once you’ve buried your buddy, give them the thrill of luring them back to consciousness with sex!
3. Invade the Crypt
Again, this requires an element of trust with your fuck buddy so again don’t practise on someone new.
What you need to do:
Make your way under the bed (if you can) and begin having anal sex. The cramped conditions give the impression of being buried within a crypt whilst you invade the sexy corpse within. Sick? Nah! You know it’s just for a laugh on Halloween.
We’ll be back over the next few days in the run up to Halloween with some more scary and creepy ideas!
For now, happy fucking!
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