Death and Sex – a Halloween special

31 Oct 2021 - 23:13 | Tags: halloween sex, sex and death

For a lot of people, the festival of Halloween is a fun, family affair. Everyone gets dressed up as ghosts and ghouls. You then all go out trick or treating, gathering your sweets and sugary goodies by going door to door to see what you can scavenge. Eventually, with your stash of sweets, you head home for a night of sugar fuelled pandemonium. It was great fun to do this as a kid… but as an adult, this is not something that you can do anymore. So instead, how can Halloween make your life a better place? Why by helping you to have sex of course! The question you might pose, and reasonably so, is how the festival of Halloween can do this. Allow me to explain. It all comes down to the relationship between sex and death, and this is what is going to increase your ability to find a fuck buddy on Halloween night.

Scientific studies have proven the connection that lies between sex and death. Following the bereavement of a loved one (or someone you were having sex with), studies have shown that the body misses the intimacy and the feeling of sex, as well as the partnership that has now gone. The vacuum that is created by the missing person needs to be filled. Taking this further, however, studies have also shown that the contemplation of death can increase sex drive and the desire for sex. In one study, a woman stopped passing men to ask them a series of questions that were ostensibly about a boring subject but were actually designed to measure how attracted to her they were. She first did this on a safe street, she then did it on a slightly unstable bridge with a drop in sight. Where there was a potential danger of the drop, there was a statistically significant increase in the number of intensity of the men’s attractiveness level towards her. Why is this useful in helping you find a fuck buddy?

On Halloween, a festival based on a belief that the barrier between the living and the dead is thinner and thus spectres and spooks walk the Earth, everyone gets dressed up as the undead. There is a lot of blood as makeup, zombies, spirits… all of this reminds us that we are going to die. It is a visual, unignorable reminder that we are mortal and will one day join the spirits of the dead. This, in turn, means that people are more open to someone offering them sex. For all the aforementioned reasons, they are likely to have a higher sex drive with a greater attractiveness level towards you.

So if you are looking for a fuck buddy, Halloween is a great day to reach out and make some offers.

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