Avoid Rising Dating Costs

30 Oct 2013 - 09:00 | Tags: cheap dates

According to a news report published by News.com.au, dating in Australia is fast turning into one of the most expensive past times to do. Compared with other countries around the world it will cost you on average about $5 more per dating activity. For example the average movie ticket in Australia comes in at about $17.43 whilst in the US it comes in at about $12-$14.

So with costs rising all over the place, and all you really want to do is get home and get laid, how can you avoid the expense?

1. Be Ruthless
There’s no time to be messing about going on 2 or more dates if you’re not sure you fancy your date enough to want to fuck them on the first date. Be ruthless! If there’s no connection on the first date, don’t bother trying to arrange a second. Move on and save your money.

2. Be Efficient
If you’re both out on a first date and it’s clear that you both fancy each other then instead of meeting up again in a bar or at a movie theatre, try cooking for each other at home. This guarantees; a) a reduced second date cost and b) a guaranteed fuck for the both of you. Everyone wins…especially your wallets and purses!

3. Be Safe
When choosing a potential date, fuck buddy or otherwise it pays to be safe. If your date sounds and looks like someone you potentially would never go out with even if you were the last two people on the planet, trust your instincts and don’t meet up with them. You’ll be protecting yourself from a potential disaster and saving a few dollars in the process.

4. Be Honest
Dishonesty is often the cause of many a disaster-date. Potential couples, casual or serious for some reason can’t tell the other person exactly what they think on the first date. It sometimes takes 3 or more dates before a kiss! Avoid this by being up front with your date the first time you meet up. If things are going well let your date know that you like them. Kiss them or tell them, it doesn’t make much of a difference. But make it clear that you want things to proceed faster. You’ll be surprised how many dates reciprocate this.

5. Be Sexy!
This isn’t a cliché. It’s plain old fact people. If you dress to impress you’re far more likely to end up in bed together rather than spending another night alone masturbating to porn. Be sexy and dress to the nines! Your date will thank you for it and you’ll be on your way to orgasmville in no time.

Happy fucking!

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