Why we want to fuck singers

EdBennett — Wed, 27 Nov 2019 22:19:08 +0000

27 Nov 2019 - 22:19 | Tags: jobs that get girls, sex with famous people

There are some people in this world who make a sex tick list. This may just be a floating idea in their head, something like “I’d love to fuck a doctor, a lawyer and an accountant so I have done the hattrick.” It also may take the more formal and targeted form of “I want to have had a fuck buddy from all the continents in the world” or for the really ambitious, “I want to have had a fuck buddy from every single country in the world! I have a map on my wall and a list on the side. I am ticking off the list as I go and putting a “I came here” flag in each country as I conquer it!” There is no harm in something like this, especially if it helps to galvanize you into action and helps you put yourself out there.

The question does come up – why do we want to do this? What is it about wanting to have sex with people from a certain geographic location or a certain background that drives out libido wild? Well in this article I am not going to cover the different country one, I will leave that for another time, however, I am going to answer the question “why we want to fuck singers.”

We all love music. Mind you, we all love different types of music, and there is a lot of variation in that! Someone who loves heavy metal is not necessarily going to enjoy a classic concert involving Bach. There is something universal about music that can speak to us and our emotions in a way that nothing else can. Music can drive us to laugh or to cry. It can bring back touching memories. A lot of fuck buddies have a certain song that they first had sex to and that song becomes remembered as their fucking song.

We want to fuck singers because we want to be part of that. We want the call of their music and their song to be something we get to have, take, share whilst we have sex. Whilst the sex itself is physical, the emotional and mental element plays an important role to both our enjoyment of the sex and the strength and intensity of our orgasm. Playing music whilst having sex, if it is the right music, can help to bring on these emotions and feelings whilst sleeping with the other person. The emotions can then drive us and our fuck buddy to a deeper level of intimacy and pleasure. Having a singer as a fuck buddy means that the fuck buddy embodies the music, and thus they bring it to the bedroom as part of who they are.

If you come across a singer whilst looking for a fuck buddy in our database, I highly recommend that you message them. Having a singer for a fuck buddy is the best.

Alter your job title to find a fuck buddy

EdBennett — Wed, 23 Aug 2017 06:57:45 +0000

23 Aug 2017 - 07:57 | Tags: getting laid, jobs that get girls, standing out in online dating

When we are first looking for a fuck buddy online, there are certain keys things that stick out and make you more or less likely to get contacted and screwed... and by screwed I mean in a good way not a bad one! The way that you look is the first thing that people will look at, and potentially the only thing that people will look at, especially if you are a girl. If you are a good looking girl with large boobs and an hour glass curvy figure, then it is quite likely that all you need to land a fuck buddy or a quick hook up, is to show that off in a couple of profile pics. The rest will do itself. If you have less to offer in terms of how you look, then the other things that you put on your profile will get looked at, and can play a role in your future midnight meetings. Your job title is a big one.

The job that you do and have displayed on your profile will be interpreted when the person is thinking about whether to message you or not. So what are the big hitters?

Barrister / Lawyer

If you are a barrister or a lawyer, then you are going to get more attention from the ladies. It suggests both power and money, things that are both powerful aspects in the dating arena. You are going to be presumed to have the cash to splash on good nights out and fancy sex toys, and you are going to be assumed to be dominating in the bedroom, so be prepared to take charge and lead!

Pro Tip: Not a Barrister but want to try this out? Put down barrister and when asked say that you are a barrister, as in someone who makes great coffee. Opps – did you spell that wrong on your profile? Oh well!

Doctor

There is no faking this if you are not a doctor, but if you are a doctor be prepared to be swimming in poon. I don’t know what it is that makes girls go week at the knees for someone who is a doctor, but it is true. Perhaps it is indepth knowledge of the body? Or again is it just the pay packet? Either way, grab your goggles and go swimming!

Banker

This is a love hate thing – like marmite. People will either be all over you for the money focused, self centred alpha male that you are, or they will hate you for it. Be prepared to have requests to get kinky in the bedroom though, they will presume that you are both kinky and dirty.

But what if I am none of these?

I wouldn’t advise anyone to lie on their profile, but I would say think about the words you use when you write up your job title. So for example, if you are a parking inspector, this is an almost universally hated job. No one likes parking tickets, so this will have a negative impact on your ability to find a hook up. So think about phrasing it differently. Say you work for the council or something. This is both true, but does not point out the reality that you go around making peoples days worse for a living.

So think about how you present your job, it may make the difference between a long term no strings attached relationship, and nights of loneliness.