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Sexting – the art of dirty texting

EdBennett — Sun, 20 Dec 2015 09:44:36 +0000

20 Dec 2015 - 09:44 | Tags: sexting, messaging, how to turn each other on using words

We all want to have amazing sex. We all want to have our minds blown to another place entirely when we get involved with the act of sleeping with someone else. Either we want to really fuck someones brains out, or we want to have our brains fucked out of our skulls by someone else. Either way – a good hard fuck is defiantly on the menu.

There are many ways that we can achieve this, and many methods to build up to this. In this article I want to talk about sexting – the art of texting dirty!

The build up

It is not just about the actual sex itself, a lot of good sex is in the build up, and one of the easy ways you can ensure a good build up is with a decent amount of sexting. The more you can get the other person thinking about sex in the run up to it the better the sex will be. Remember it is all about getting them wanting to have sex – the build up. The more you can do that the closer you get to a mind blowing fuck.

When to start texting

Timing is important. Unless you are super skilled I wouldn’t start more than 8 hours before the time you are going to see them. You want it in the back of their head – but a 24 hour tease is really hard to pull off unless you are really skilled. So to start with go for sending your first text 8 hours before.

What to send

Start slow. You are thinking about them... allude to thinking about what may happen later in the evening. Going sensory is a really great idea. Sights, smells, touch... comment about the things you genuinely love about having sex with them. The feeling of their legs wrapped around your body, the way their breath on your ear as they moan really turns you on. You can be as explicit as you like – building up to the more explicit things is a good way of doing it.

Get them involved

Make sure you get them involved. If you can get them to message you back, to text you what they like, what turns them on – then you have got them 100%! Once they have bought into it and are sexting back, they are fully engaged with thinking about wanting to have sex, and you are winning.

Avoid!
Things to avoid are:

Getting scared and be too tame. The bolder you are the better
Mis types / auto corrects that ruin what you are saying
Bad spelling can be a killer – big difference between wrapping a girls legs around your “waist” and your “waste”.

Go forth and sext!

Worst Chat Up Lines Ever

EdBennett — Mon, 17 Aug 2015 10:47:21 +0000

17 Aug 2015 - 11:47 | Tags: chat up lines, casual sex, f-buddy, texting, sexting, messaging

In keeping with our recent glut on what to write in a first message, we’ve decided to share and comment on some of the worst chat up lines we’ve had the misfortune to read. Sadly I wish I could say these were false. Sadly they’re not. Read on dear user, but beware these types of chat up lines in your conversations. The chances of you getting laid using them will be zero to none.

1. Opener: “Spit or swallow?”
Response: “Douchebagosauraus or Fucktard?”

This one made me laugh. But considering the guy had just been pretty lame with his opening message, he got what he deserved.

2. Opener: “That’s a nice bra. Want me to help you out of it?”
Response: “No.”

Also made me laugh, however this can work depending on the mood of the person you’re sending it to.

3. Opener: “Hey babe. I’ll fuck you so well; the neighbours will be having a cigarette at the end of it!”
Response: “That’s great! I love ‘Neighbours’. My favourite character is Paul Robinson.”

Funny simply because of the innocent sarcasm in the response. Again dirty talk can work, but rarely on the first message or chat up line.

4. Opener: “Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.”
Response: none

That the guy actually thought he was going to get a response is funny in itself. That he thought this was a good line to open with is just plain weird and quite sad.

5. Opener: “Hi there, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?”
Response: Varied

Okay, I thought this one was quite funny. It had the benefit of humour and the acknowledgement that in a casual setting this can be used well. However it still triggers a varied response with many women choosing never to respond. Back to the drawing board guys!

6. Opener: “Do you want to be my insignificant other?”
Response: “Fuck you, dick head!”

One of my favourite bad lines and one of my favourite responses. Kind of says it all really.

Top 5 Messaging tips Guaranteed to Get you a Response

EdBennett — Sat, 15 Aug 2015 09:43:47 +0000

15 Aug 2015 - 10:43 | Tags: messaging, casual sex, sexting, texting

Over in the UK we’ve been talking about the top mistakes people (mostly guys) make when sending someone a message for the first time. We’re letting the blokes in blighty ponder our sage advice for a while. Whilst they’re doing that, we thought we’d dispense some similar advice to the studs in Oz. Having trouble getting a girl to message you back? Wondering why, even though you’re sending hundreds – if not thousands of messages – no one is responding? Sit back and listen up hot shot. You’re about to get your mind opened and filled with advice on just how to chat up a date online.

1. Special Subject

A lot of guys open with ‘Hi’ or ‘Hey babe’. Unsurprisingly these rarely get a response. Try opening with a specialist subject. Have you read their profile? Try thinking of something to say that shows you have something in common with them. Think beyond your comfort zone. Make her want to message you back.

2. Humour

You don’t have to be Jim Jefferies to get a girl to laugh. Try injecting a little humour into your messages. If you seem calm and relaxed in this, you’re more likely to get a reply. Don’t be mean, but you can gently make a joke about something someone has written on their profile. This often elicits a laugh and is more likely to get you a response.

3. Keep it short and snappy

Be to the point. I can’t stress this enough. If you spend ages thinking of a long rambling message to send, you’ve spent too much time on thinking about it. Just look at the profile, think of what you’d like to say, and say it in the shortest amount of words possible. Just don’t resort to ‘Hi Babe’.

4. Focus on quality

Again, you need to be thinking about the content you’re sending. You hate having spam in your mailbox, so don’t send spam to someone you’ve never met (and more importantly want to meet). Think about what you want to say and tailor it to each person you want to talk to.

5. Re-Read what you wrote

Before you hit the magic ‘send’ button, have a look at what you’ve written first. Like all writing it’s good to give your draft a once over before thinking it’s genius prose. Guess what? It most likely isn’t. So check your ego at the door and re-read your messages before you send them.

Top 5 Ways to Get a response from a F-Buddy

EdBennett — Sat, 25 Jul 2015 10:39:11 +0000

25 Jul 2015 - 11:39 | Tags: messaging, texting, what to say, casual sex, adult dating, online dating

Quite often you message a lot of people hoping to get a reply, and the next time you look in your inbox you find it’s still empty. Why is no one responding to you? It could be a number of things. They could be busy and just haven’t had time to read your message yet. It could be their message box is full and they can’t receive anymore messages. It could be that you send the exact same messages to different people. Whatever the reason, here are a few ways to boost your chances of getting a response to your messages.

1. BE CREATIVE

People (women especially) receive the same old tired and boring opening messages from prospective f-buddies. Everyone is tired of reading about how gorgeous they are or how sexy they are or getting ‘liked’ or ‘winked’ at. Be a little more creative with your messaging and you might find you get more responses. Noting something about someone’s profile and then writing about it in a message is a start. Don’t just say ‘Hi’ or ‘U R SEXY!’

2. BE CONFIDENT

Half of finding a good f-buddy is mindset. If you have low self-esteem when you start looking, it may sink even lower. People can smell when someone’s not feeling confident even in a message. Lack of confidence is not attractive. Men and women are both attracted to confidence in general. Someone who is not naturally confident will struggle here. So if you’re not naturally confident – pretend that you are when you’re messaging! The more you pretend the more you project a confident air. One day you realise it is no longer an air. It’s real.

3. BE CHARMING & ATTRACTIVE

You don’t message people with the intent of acting like an arrogant dick. You message people wanting to show them that you are a charming and attractive person. Being a cock will not get you a f-buddy – or if it does, they won’t stick around for long.

4. BE ENDEARING

Often confused with ‘be mysterious’. Women aren’t after mysterious men. They’re after interesting men who are endearing. Endearing means you’re fun, attractive and generally good to be around.

5. BE GRACIOUS

If someone doesn’t want to have sex on a first date, that’s okay. Believe it or not most people want to get to know someone even a little before they hop into bed with them. Be gracious if your potential f-buddy doesn’t want to have sex the first time you meet.