Great sex can destroy your life

EdBennett — Fri, 09 Dec 2016 17:11:46 +0000

9 Dec 2016 - 17:11 | Tags: bad sex positions, how to avoid mistakes in relationships, destructive sex

Okay so you have decided that you want to be having outstanding sex. I mean you want to be having sex so good, that everything else in life pales in comparison. You job will feel like washing the dishes, watching the TV becomes something you are doing out of habit, not because you would choose to do it over sex, even going to the pub with friends becomes like you are filling time rather than choosing to do it because you really want to be in the pub. All of this happens not because you don’t have good friends, because you have great friends. It is not because you hate your job. It happens because the sex is so good, you quickly grow to become obsessed with having it, having lots of it. You want to be having sex so mind blowing that it literally does that – it blows your mind. For a while all is well, and you are deliriously happy.

You neglect your life & it starts to fall apart at work

You start to flag at work, not completing things properly, not pulling your weight in the same way that you did before. To start with no one notices that much, but because no one says anything your performance deteriorates even further, and then people really notice. They say something, but you don’t pay much attention. The problem is that you just don’t care – it all seems pointless in comparison to the ecstasy of fucking the woman that you are banging at the moment. There is nothing you would rather be doing than nailing her, and now spending time at work seems like time wasted – time that could have been better spent by having the most amazing sex that you have ever had.

Soon your friends take the hit too

You are sitting around your regular table, drinking with your friends from years of companionship, and you have a moment. Why are you here? What the fuck are you doing sitting shooting the shit with your friends when you could be banging your Mrs? Why are you wasting your life? SO you leave early and are rewarded with a fuck that blows your mind. This only cements your new decision. You stop going to the pub. You stop seeing your friends.

She leaves you with nothing – and it was all your own fault

One day you come home – and she is gone. She leaves you for another guy, another guy that she started to fuck a few weeks ago whilst you were still together. She leaves you a note telling you why. She says that you are no longer the guy she had the hots for, that you have gone from being a popular guy to a Billy no mates with no job. She doesn’t want that in her life. So she has gone. That’s when you realise. You screwed it up for yourself. You became so obsessed with how amazing fucking this girl was, you neglected the rest of your life, and in doing so you ceased to the be the guy that she wanted to fuck back. In your desire for it – you lost it all.

This is a fake analogy – but its message is true

Yes this is a story, but remember the message. If you throw the rest of your life away in the pursuit of pussy, you will never be able to hold on to it. Your desire to keep it, will cause you to lose it. Remember this.

Top 5 Most Challenging Sex Positions

EdBennett — Fri, 22 May 2015 10:36:01 +0000

22 May 2015 - 11:36 | Tags: bad sex positions, casual sex, casual sex issues

We often read about the most ingenious, fun looking and sensual positions for sex, but have you ever wondered just how easy it is to achieve any of them? Porn movies might make some positions look as easy as strolling down the street, but the fact is the human body is designed to ‘do it’ in a fairly standard and practical way. That’s not to say you can’t have variations on a theme and there are hundreds of different ways we can have sex with each other. Yet there are some positions which are more challenging than others. It’s these positions we’re going to share and warn you about. They could be fun, but don’t try them without checking on whether or not you can actually achieve any of them.

Cosmopolitan is one of the most dangerous magazines you can read when it comes to trying out new sex positions. Most of them risk serious injury. Let’s review to highlight.

1. Canoe Canoodle
Cosmo loves alliteration. Shame it doesn’t live in the real world like the rest of us. If on the off chance you happen to have access to a canoe without a team of other canoeists nearby, why the hell would you want to have sex on one? First you’re more likely to capsize together than have sex, and secondly, have you ever tried to lie down in a canoe? Only for the truly stupid.

2. Stair Sex
There’s a reason stairs exist; they’re for walking up and down. Unlike the floor you can’t just lie down and start shagging. You’ll get bruises in places you never thought you could get bruises. You also risk potentially debilitating back injuries. By all means give it a go; just don’t blame us if you end up in A&E.

3. The Tawdry Tube
Cosmo strikes again. Not only do the writers of this ridiculous guide want you to get in an inner tube in the water without falling off, they want two of you to do it and have sex in it without falling off.

4. The Bridge
Have you got your orthopedic specialist to hand? No? Don’t try this sex position at home until you do. Basically it involves the man lying between two separate surfaces as his partner clambers up on top of the ‘bridge’ he’s made and lower all their weight on him. You could have sex, but it won’t be fun for him as his back will probably collapse.

5. The Balancing
So We Women wants you to lie down on a man’s penis balancing all your weight on it? Better have 911 on speed dial before you try this one.

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Great sex can destroy your life

Top 5 Most Challenging Sex Positions