How to have exciting sex: forget the bed – use the floor

EdBennett — Tue, 28 Mar 2017 18:11:18 +0000

28 Mar 2017 - 19:11 | Tags: how to have exciting sex, sex outside the bedroom

So you log onto the website and you do the smart thing which is to message a whole bunch of people here. You never know what people’s tastes and preferences are, so it always best to spread bet your approach to meeting women online when using a website like this. You can’t message one person and expect that to immediately work out – there is always a bit of a numbers element to this. So you have gone through that, chatted to a few folk, end up going out with one of them for an evening, and before you know it you are back at yours with them, kissing them as you fumble for the door keys to get yourself inside into the warm so that you can start removing clothing. The instinct is usually to head upstairs to the bedroom, and have sex on the bed... but why is this? The bed is kinda of boring, and with so many other options to choose from, is that really where you want your “go to” place to have sex to really be? Have you ever even considered that it is a choice to be made, there is no requirement for that to be the usual place? I am here to open your mind a little with an alternative suggestion of where you can have sex, which is even more superior than the bed in my opinion.

Have Sex On The Floor

This personally is my favourite place to have sex. Everyone has a floor, you don’t need any special kit of set up, and it costs nothing extra... and it is awesome! The floor is far superior to the bed in one man aspect, it is solid. It does not move. When you are moving around on the bed, there is shaking, the mattress sinks beneath your knees dropping your kneeling height and potentially throwing your sex game. The bed moved up and down as you do, and that rocking can cause you to slip or even come out when you really don’t want to. It makes noise, often squeaking which do to films now comes across as slightly funny and for me breaks the mood. The floor on the other hand has none of these issues. It is sold, does not move, when you kneel you know exactly how high you are. There is no noise, there is just great fucking sex.

The major issue people have with sex on the floor is that it can run and burn. If this is you or the girl, throw a blanket or a duvet on the floor and bam problem solved. If you have never had sex on the floor before, do it immediately. It will change your world.

Top places to do it this summer

EdBennett — Sat, 14 Jun 2014 13:00:00 +0000

14 Jun 2014 - 14:00 | Tags: sex outside the bedroom

With sunshine filling the skies all across the country (well when it’s not raining that is) there’s been a lot of talk around the net over where the best places to have sex are. The bedroom is fine, but when it’s really nice outside, it seems a bit of a waste always wanting to have sex inside. It’s much more fun to do it outside or at least somewhere else wherever possible.

So what are the most popular places to have sex this summer?

We weren’t entirely sure ourselves so we did a quick online poll of about 2,000 people and some of the results were quite illuminating…not to mention entertaining. We’ve put together the top 5 in reverse order.

5. The Local Pub
This came in with a lot of votes. The most favoured places to do it when actually in the bar were the toilets (safest option) and on the bar (the riskiest if the bar is serving to the public). A few respondents even said they would like to try doing it on some bar sofas with people watching! Not sure how the landlord would feel about that…

4. Back Garden
More popular then we thought it would be, the back garden came in 4th from top as the most popular place to have sex in the summer. This is all well and good if your garden has adequate foliage surrounding it during the day or if you plan on going out to do it at night. If though you’re going to give your neighbours a grand stand view of you going at it like a rabbit, you might want to err on the side of caution.

3. The street
This one surprised us, as we can think of at least a dozen more imaginative places to have sex on (like a carnival ride for example). Yet doing it on the streets seemed to be quite popular. A quiet street is preferred but for your own safety we can’t recommend it – for one thing it’s pretty illegal the last time we checked.

2. A friend’s house
This was almost number 1. The idea of having a naughty rendezvous whilst at a dinner party where loads of your contemporaries are was so popular we had dozens of different scenarios pour in as to where you should do it in the house and at what time. Our favourite was telling your hosts you were just going to take a quick tour of the house throughout the evening and have sex in each room before you leave.

1. A night club
Initially I thought this was boring. Everyone else is so busy dancing or drinking that no one really notices people having sex. Yet this came top of the most desired places to have sex this summer. Oh well…to each their own! Enjoy!

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How to have exciting sex: forget the bed – use the floor

Have Sex On The Floor

Top places to do it this summer