Ejaculation Etiquette: Do's and Don'ts

20 Aug 2014 - 16:40 | Tags: ejaculation etiquette

One of those things that people don’t often talk about is what happens after you come? Do you snuggle together a bit or do you just tidy up and leave quietly? Ejaculation can be wonderfully messy but if the idea of a man coming on your face or a woman squirting on your bed leaves you cold, then you probably need to consider your options.

Here are some rules to help you maintain your manners in all situations

1. Coming inside her
First you need to be clear of the birth control and STI situation. An unwanted pregnancy or STI are not something you want from what is supposed to be a lot of fun. Be clear of the ground rules and situation before you start having sex. Once you’ve come you can’t take it back. Whatever you do, don’t tell her you won’t ejaculate inside her then do it anyway. That’s not cool.

2. Coming inside her mouth
Blowjobs can be amazing, especially if the woman giving you one is an expert. However you need to know whether or not she spits or swallows before coming. It’s polite and nice to let her know when you’re about to come so she can prepare to swallow or switch to a different method of stimulation to finish you off like a hand job. Be courteous and communicate.

3. On the face
This goes for men and some women. You need to check that your partner is cool with you coming on their face. Some men and women get off on it, but some find it degrading and don’t like it. You need to discuss the issue before you blow your load otherwise you’ll end up in an embarrassing and messy situation.

4. On her arse or breasts
Again this comes down to talking about what you want to do before you do it. Some women get off on a guy coming on their tits or their arse, but some women hate it. Make sure you discuss options before merrily lightening your load on someone.

5. In a condom
Oh nothing to worry about here surely! Well actually you need to be careful. If you come inside someone when wearing a condom then your erection is going to retract pretty quickly. When that happens there’s a higher risk that semen could drip out into the woman or on the floor or bed when you remove it. This could lead to a potentially horrible and messy situation literally and practically. Once you’ve come, withdraw holding the condom against the base of your dick so that nothing accidentally spills out.

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