Alter your job title to find a fuck buddy

When we are first looking for a fuck buddy online, there are certain keys things that stick out and make you more or less likely to get contacted and screwed... and by screwed I mean in a good way not a bad one! The way that you look is the first thing that people will look at, and potentially the only thing that people will look at, especially if you are a girl. If you are a good looking girl with large boobs and an hour glass curvy figure, then it is quite likely that all you need to land a fuck buddy or a quick hook up, is to show that off in a couple of profile pics. The rest will do itself. If you have less to offer in terms of how you look, then the other things that you put on your profile will get looked at, and can play a role in your future midnight meetings. Your job title is a big one.

The job that you do and have displayed on your profile will be interpreted when the person is thinking about whether to message you or not. So what are the big hitters?

Barrister / Lawyer

If you are a barrister or a lawyer, then you are going to get more attention from the ladies. It suggests both power and money, things that are both powerful aspects in the dating arena. You are going to be presumed to have the cash to splash on good nights out and fancy sex toys, and you are going to be assumed to be dominating in the bedroom, so be prepared to take charge and lead!

Pro Tip: Not a Barrister but want to try this out? Put down barrister and when asked say that you are a barrister, as in someone who makes great coffee. Opps – did you spell that wrong on your profile? Oh well!

Doctor

There is no faking this if you are not a doctor, but if you are a doctor be prepared to be swimming in poon. I don’t know what it is that makes girls go week at the knees for someone who is a doctor, but it is true. Perhaps it is indepth knowledge of the body? Or again is it just the pay packet? Either way, grab your goggles and go swimming!

Banker

This is a love hate thing – like marmite. People will either be all over you for the money focused, self centred alpha male that you are, or they will hate you for it. Be prepared to have requests to get kinky in the bedroom though, they will presume that you are both kinky and dirty.

But what if I am none of these?

I wouldn’t advise anyone to lie on their profile, but I would say think about the words you use when you write up your job title. So for example, if you are a parking inspector, this is an almost universally hated job. No one likes parking tickets, so this will have a negative impact on your ability to find a hook up. So think about phrasing it differently. Say you work for the council or something. This is both true, but does not point out the reality that you go around making peoples days worse for a living.

So think about how you present your job, it may make the difference between a long term no strings attached relationship, and nights of loneliness.

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