The Six million Dollar Dick

12 Sep 2016 - 19:22 | Tags: film sex, fuck like a rock star, funny sex articles

Would you like to have a six million dollar dick? Well you are in luck, because you can have one!

We all remember the six million dollar man. Steve Austin and his rebuilt body that has made him bigger, better, faster, stronger than any other normal human being. “We can rebuild him, make him better.” Well the same is now true for your penis. If you want to be better in bed, to be “bigger” and “better” then over human history a lot more than six million dollars has been spent on researching ways to do this, it’s more like six trillion! The best part is that there are clear results, and therefore actions that you can take to ensure that you have the best time in bed with your fuck buddy that is humanly possible. Steve Austin is going to be a chode compared to you when we are done!

Drugs: Viagra, Cialis & Tadalafil

So let’s start with the body. On the medical drugs approach, there are now a ton of effective drugs that can help you stay hard when you need it most. The most well known due their high effectiveness are Viagra and Cialis which is also known as Tadalafil. These drugs can be taken orally (snigger – I said oral!) and have a same day effect. Gone are the days of not being able to get it up, there are the miracle drugs waiting to help you do what you want to do. If you go on a night out, get drunk and bring someone home, you would previously have been unable to get it up. Now there is no excuse, grab some Viagra and away you go. If you want to have a six million dollar dick, grab some of this and keep it lying around for the right moment.

Surgery: Penis Enlargement Surgery

Surgery is now an option, and there are actual 2 distinct areas. You can have your penis lengthened, or you can have the girth increased. For the gold option you could have both! This is an easy area to throw money at it... but I want to put a warning here. This is a false choice for 99% of men. You think that you are going to “improve” the size of your dick – but actually you are just changing the size of your dick. It doesn’t make it “better”. This is something that the Steve Austin scientists would not have chosen for you. There is a better way...

The mind: Become multi orgasmic

Woman can have multiple orgasms... but so can men and most of us never realized it. There is a way to be able to come not once, but multiple times in the same sitting, but it takes time and training. I would highly recommend the book: “The multi orgasmic man” for the path to mastery with this. This is how to become a god in bed.

So go forth with your new and improved penis! Time to find a vagina to put it in.

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